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Tattoo thoughts…

Nov
2011
30

posted by on general living, quade cooper, rugby

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have a look at this bloke’s “sleeve” (click on link below). i’m sick of it i tell you. anyone with tribal tattoos should NOT be allowed to play for australia. by having the ink, they are clearly stating their allegiance to the land of the long brown unemployment queue. who cares if they were born […]

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such a hullaballo. the simple solution would have been to detain any wandering passengers displaying silver ferns and/or all-black paraphernalia, regardless of whether they were in the wrong area or not, and immediately put them on a plane headed back across the tasman – BEFORE they could steal a vehicle in the carpark and make […]

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suppose player 1, deemed irreplaceable by the selectors (AND  the coach, and the media) doesn’t like player 3, who is clearly a better, more stable rugby player than player 2, who has a good relationship with player 1. player 3, more senior than the other two, starts to assert himself over player 1, who seriously […]

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truly this man is gormless. a quick peruse of the article (link below) shows us that he has really learned nothing, other than to parrot some ridiculous sports psychologist’s rantings. “That is one person’s opinion, it doesn’t play on my mind. I have had that all my life, and I keep succeeding in my own […]

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the title itself is an oxymoron, like military intelligence or business ethics. unless a team needs someone to throw wild cut passes with a 3-man overlap, or someone to uselessly chip-kick in his own 22, qc and tactical intelligence are totally separate entities that never cross each other’s path. methinks perhaps ewen has been advised […]

snouts in troughs?

Nov
2011
10

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what has this world come to? this has gotta be one of the great cons of all time. the story DID, however, supply us with one of the best comments ever entered to an online paper : “The biggest difficulties were teaching the pigs to read the signs and procedures, conducting fire drills so the building […]

clairvoyant…

Nov
2011
09

posted by on wifely gripage

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…i most definitely am not. even if SOMEONE thinks i should be. having been downstairs stripping beds and putting wet sheets into washing machines, i come back to be greeted by two children sitting on our bed. mum says “did you hear that?” and proceeds to recite to me the arm’s length of instructions for […]

race and the tiger

Nov
2011
06

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no no steve! you’re not a racist! actually i don’t know whether you are or not. but that for sure is a racist comment in today’s moral climate. just by mentioning a guy’s skin colour makes you a racist. and since a lot of us do it regularly, that makes whitey a bigot. BUT that […]

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why do we australians call “the  thorpedo” the world’s greatest swimmer? clearly he’s rather special in the pool, but his record is a little pedestrian when compared to the usa’s michael phelps. nearly twice as many world records, and quite a few more olympic golds, makes phelps the world’s greatest swimmer by a  LONG way. […]