Blog Archives

posted by on in the news

No comments

I remember as a teenager this guy being on TV a lot, giving his opinion on all sorts of crime – and there was a lot of it in Queensland in the 70’s. I also remember my dad and our next door neighbour – a Supreme Court Judge – saying what a grubby man he was, and that his academic record appeared to be dodgy.  Turns out they were spot on, and that Wilson is just another fucking criminal kiwi that’s made australia his shitting nest…

via Accused criminologist ‘has no memory of full frontal naked poster’: court.

posted by on women things

No comments

From personal experience, I can say that this memory-loss study is utterly bogus for numerous reasons : number one…wait…what was I saying?!?

via Heavy marijuana use can damage short-term memory, study shows.

posted by on in the news, sport, tennis

No comments

“I went from where I was to 16, 17 in the world. It’s an amazing achievement”. Really? Seriously? Tomic is SUCH a wanker, that he thinks he’s being modest when he says things like this. And then rants about maybe Roger (Federer) should have acknowledged how far he’s come, how much better he is, and what a great player he is. Really? Seriously? FUCK OFF, Bernie. I’d love to see him play RFed and get his arse handed to him on a plate. Over and over again. He has been the guiding light for all thing Kyrgios, and that is saying something…

 

via Australian Open 2016: Andy Murray backs Bernard Tomic, after beating him.

posted by on rugby, sport

No comments

“It’s a huge change. The thing for me is that I’ve had no previous experience. I’ve never met the bloke,” Hartley said. “For me it’s a totally new thing. I’m going in to impress, work hard and try to get into the team. Hopefully I’ll make some good new relationships there”…and then i’m gonna bite someone on the face because i’ll have another brainfart. like the umpteen times beforehand.
eddie might win england a few games (though not against wales) but all pretense of it being a classy game with morals will be gone forever, and they’ll come out of “the antipodean experiment” with a bunch of overpaid no-gooders who will jump ship at the sniff of a better deal…

Dylan Hartley on eggshells over chance of England return in Six Nations | Sport | The Guardian.

posted by on cricket, humanity, sport

No comments

he did really well, until he spoke of himself in the third person. and now i hate him. wanker.

via Big Bash League 2016: Chris Lynn hits five consecutive sixes in World Twenty20 audition.

posted by on women things

No comments

it neglects a few other important reasons – you’re way more likely to have sex (with another person, I mean). You’re less likely to be jailed for murder. You won’t get in trouble for doing the laundry incorrectly. You can watch what YOU want on the telly. Sometimes just cheese IS a meal. No-one fucks with the toaster settings. The house will get cleaned when it needs to be, not as a punishment. The toothpaste tube will get squeezed from the bottom. You can scratch yourself and still handle food. The furniture looks fine where it is. etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc. – all science-backed by 55 years of dedicated experimentation…

via 10 science-backed reasons being single is good for your health.

posted by on in the news

No comments

You can buy this online for $450. God bless America.

EXTAR EXP-556 Lightweight Pistol-The Lightest 5.56 pistol in the worldNew Frontier Armory, LLC.

posted by on quade cooper, rugby, sport

No comments

Wow! One ordinary game at the RWC, after two non-seasons of Super Rugby, and the armchair experts have written QC off just like that. I’m not convinced he’ll be at Toulon for very long and am still hoping to see him in a Reds jersey in 2016 – once Boudjellal has fronted a Toulon Court to give evidence at his employee’s criminal proceedings, or visited the Toulon Hospital superintendent to discuss his charge’s upcoming knee/shoulder surgery, I can see a contract being torn up tout suite. Plus living in rural France will likely prove difficult for an English-speaking person who has trouble with his OWN native language and words of over two syllables…And we diehards will welcome him back to Suncorp like the prodigal son. Let’s face it, there won’t be much great rugby in the Reds’ highlight reels next year, but with Quade there, we’ll at least get some great comedy…

via Japan World Cup ace Ayumu Goromaru heads to Queensland Reds for Super Rugby campaign.

posted by on women things

No comments

Even though he was born in Australia, and even though he’s wearing a wallabies jersey, and even though he’s surrounded by teammates in gold jerseys, TPN is still pretending to be an All-Black…you can take the boy out of New Zealand, but…(and where was Quade for the photo?!? It must have taken some pretty good opportunity for him not to put his mug into social media. Anyone missing a laptop?!?)

via Rugby World Cup final 2015: All smiles for Wallabies selfie as they prepare for decider.

posted by on NRL

No comments

Hopoate forgets to mention that some of his “past mistakes” happened within the last 12 months. Perhaps he thinks that his most  “famous” finger-poking mistake was helping boys become men. In which case, he’d make a great priest…SIGH…

via John Hopoate says he’ll make good men of Manly boys.